Thursday, April 5, 2012


11 comments:

Aaron said...

as a student in college, Ross' painting teachers often left critiques feeling inferior.

Aaron said...

Bob Ross would paint faster, but he realizes that the bombardment of sonic booms can cause hearing damage. That is too common golf and Sunday painters, his ears are protected by his manicured mane.

Amie said...
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Amie said...

He once painted the Grand Canyon that was so detailed that someone went to touch it, fell in and was never seen again

Amie said...

Bob Ross's face is so awesome, that it makes camera's explode. So when you see Bob Ross, he's actually behind a canvas painting himself from behind it.

Aaron said...

His "happy clouds" are really not that happy, they just fear his brush and behave for the camera.

Amie said...

He was the only person to ever paint a portrait of chuck norris and live to tell.

Aaron said...

Landscapes paint portraits of him

Amie said...

His paint got high off of Bob Ross fumes.

Aaron said...

Dick Blick named his first son Bob and his second Ross

Amie said...

He should have changed his own name! Dick Blick sounds like a porn star!